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“Hey, hey Johnny, wake up man” whispered my friend, Sarah. “Oh oh are we are the stop?” “I think we're almost there, I just had a feeling, you know?” Sarah was a beautiful blond with pale skin who always smelled like fruit. She was sweet, and was like a mom, always looking out for me, but much more attractive. She rarely talked to anybody else but me. Always in a flowery dress and high heels, almost no other girl in the school dressed as nicely as her. I kind of like her, actually. Sometimes you can just see the burning jealousy from the bullies at school. The dream girl, really, and I was her best frien

The alarm's going off. 6:00. Time to get ready for work. I get up out of bed, groggy. As though I was dying I stumbled into the shower, turning on the hot water. I wish we would catch this guy already. It feels like it's been decades. We opened the case to hunt this guy down so long ago, before my child was even born and now that child is in school. Feeling clean I get out of the shower and shave. The warm metal meets my warm face making the satisfying noise as my facial hair is removed. Heading to my room I put on my suit and clothes and ID keycard and head for the office. Very little traffic today. I park my car in my usual spot. “HIS

Do you understand you're a horrible client? Every day I work for you, trying to make you live a happy and fulfilling life, but you're so goddamn unappreciative. When you finished that one book you were unhappy that it was over. How entitled do you have to be to act like this? I used to work to protect that Josef Stalin character. He made something out of himself. He went from having these weird scars from smallpox to putting my colleagues out of work. Do you realize he created an unemployment crisis for guardian angels? It was very difficult trying to protect him, it seemed like even his cat was ready to murder him in his sleep. The wages we

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AN OPEN LETTER FROM DR. DAVID GAINES OF THE DEPARTMENT OF EMOTION (DOE) Hello and may peace be with you all. There has has been some confusion lately regarding the laws of emotional contraband. While certain games and other potentially emotional works have been removed off of the DOE black list, it is important to remember that "horror" or "scary" movies and films will never be removed from the list. These counteract the tranquilizer supplements in all legal foods. These horror movies have been known to not only cause great stress, they will also have prolonging effects, however, the effects are less prominent during the initial viewings. It